搞笑场景英语口语对话

有时候我们会遇到一些搞笑的场景，这时候怎么用英语表示出来呢?下面，我们一起来看两个搞笑场景的英语口语对话。

he won 他赢了

tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”